Pink Pamplemousse

Gotta love dating.

Here are thirteen of the worst (or best, if you’re cynical comme moi) pick up lines.

13.    Girl, your legs must be tired. Cuz you been running through my mind ALL DAY

12.    Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.

11.    Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

10.    Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

9.    If you were a McDonald’s hamburger, you would be a McGorgeous.

8.     Excuse me I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

7.    (hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades. I thought they were wings.

6.    If I follow you home, will you keep me?

5.    What’s that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle.

4.    You must be Jamaican because Ja Makin me crazy!

3.    Hi, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

2.    You’re ugly, but you intrigue me.

1.    Do you believe in love at first sight…or should I walk by again?